Kepkanation: (Kehp-kuh-NAY-shun). n. 1). a non-existent country located in my head (I, being Jenn Kepka), where everyone gets along and we all gather at 7 p.m. Central Time to watch “Wings” over ice cream and creamed corn and other things involving cream.
2). a nickname I earned in college by always looking like I was plotting to take over the world.